绝望主妇第五季

And that is how Westeria Lane came to bemy final resting place. My ashes were spread over grass I had once walked on. Beneath trees that had once given me shade. On top of roses I had once admired. And besides fences, I once gossiped over. And after my friends had finished saying goodbye, a wind came along and took what was left of me into the air. As I looked down on the world,I began to let go of it. I let go of white picked fences, and cars and driveways, coffee cups and vacumn cleaners. I let go all those things which seem so ordinary. But when you put them together,they make up a life. The life which really was one of a kind. Let me tell you something. It’s not hard to die when you know you have lived. And I did. Oh, how I lived. To Edie who is one of a kind. S5:E19

第五季真的纯纯肥皂剧了 好无聊啊 很疲惫 我真受不了tom喝orsen 、 干嘛对bree这么苛刻啊 、、好无聊 虽然有悬疑线但我已经看腻了这些家长里短 最精彩的永远只有一二季 orsen快死吧 bree事业成功 你来给她甩脸子 你有病。

永远讨厌susan啊 明明跟mike离婚了 还当大婆啊 你也跟别人date 凯瑟琳被她孩子欺负还得意呢 这剧里的男的都是一群大傻叉 受不了 susan是不是有病啊 为什么要抢别人的项链啊 真服了 、、 神经病 为什么edie要死啊 我真的特别喜欢她🥲🥲 编剧 你还我edie 、 滚出去吧 susan mike要结婚了 你又过去插一脚啊 ，， 真贱啊 susan 最讨厌的就是这种人 、、你俩亲啥呢、真服了 凯瑟琳呢！！

她凭什么承受你们的这些事情啊 她是你们play的一环吗 你俩余情未了就别找别人当接盘的啊 你俩应该被撞死 而不是那个小女孩和她妈妈 懂吗 mike和susan 你们去死吧 讨厌死你们了

P1：五年过去了，大家的变化都太大：Susan和Mike分居了；Gaby育有两娃，不再精致光鲜；Bree把爱好发展成了职业；Lynett人到中年也开始为叛逆的孩子发愁；Edie重返社区； P6: Jackson还真是个恋爱脑小奶狗🐶 P9:Carlos要复明了，真的蛮温馨的👫 P11：Lynett家的双胞胎真是废物👎 P12:Orson脾气挺好挺可爱的，Bree也是会自省的有智慧的女人☺️P13: 修理工Eli帮助Gaby融入了Fairyview，鼓励Bree写她的烹饪书，安慰一边工作一边带娃的Lynett以及离婚分手的Susan，而Mary Alice，这个一直活在画外音中的女人，给了初来小镇的Eli最初的善意和温暖；Alice的死也让Eli决定要把这种善意传递下去直到去世。

这集真的很好哭，很温暖的社区，有爱的邻居🏠 P14：这么看Katherine更适合Mike，善解人意，Susan太自我了😕 P18：Bree真的是很重视家庭的女性，愿意放弃自己的事业拯救婚姻，但也说明了Orson的自私和软弱，好在Bree最后开始拒绝做一个“传统女性”；可怜的，坚强的Edie下线了🥹 P19：怀念Eddie：sexy，perceptive，strong，beautiful，one of a kind🙏 P21: I want you to be brave, and funny and creative…to be more than just a shell 👸 P22:Lynett：你脸上的皱纹是我们一同走过的岁月，也是我们婚姻的轨迹。

👫 P24: Dave复仇失败，虽然很变态，但也真的是实惨；Lynett又怀双胞胎了；Bree居然和Carl搞到一起，想不通；Mike最后亲吻的新娘是？

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S05E05 how they get to the S04 ending scenes six family long shots frame together brilliant ideaE06 love seeing Bree&Kathrine togetherBree in glasses Orsen kind of takes over Katherine's job and she don't know what to do quote also 'haven't had sex in two years'love this episode Bree gave K a blind date but turned out to be a organ trafficing guy And because they became closer just like sisters quarrel compete fight but still care for each other and bury a affective line with mikeE07 Bree becoming so much funBree with Orson in the kitchenfound out Ktherine with mikeE08 ban contest bar on fireE12 Edie and s locked up in the basement so truly talked about hers love relationship life be told Bree too tough bossy(but personally having fun watching Bree on topE16 Bree helped lynette by introducing her publicist to Tom to get a job while he didnt give a fuss about it so lynette tried to recommend herselfthen the battle was on by riping off each other's scarE17 so much fun watching GabbyGabby and lynette this "iron"sisterGabby helped lynette get a job from her husband Carlos while just to use her to spy on her husband's ex plus VP and Lynette also bluffed to get more salary Hahaha Miss"they offered me$10000 a year"E18 wowwowwow getting more fun of it Lynette and Carlos at work Karl (ss ex ex ) seems like he and Bree about to happen that exciting affair lalalalahahaha cant waitBree and Orson in therapylove Bree when standing with arms akimbo/ with her arms on the hips (p.s really wanna feel how slim that slender waist is but somehow still have full-right-hand-size boobs)Edie found out truth and tried to warn them but got choke then drove the car to run away while driving in case of hitting the runaway Orson The car crashed into a utility pole. Edie got off the car stepped on a puddle which connected to the electricity And was electrocutedE19 Edie's last show as background voice and clear minderlittle bitchy but always know what she want rationalist and don't care others' thoughts"You know, trust me, Karen, there is nothing you could say to make me feel less aboit myself than I already do."(Love Bree in Shirt so Alfa)Edie Brit was sexy, perceptive(敏锐), strong, beautiful, one of a kind(独一无二）" As i look down on the world I began to let go of it. I let go of white, picket fences and cars in the driveways, coffee cup and vaccum cleaners…I let go of all this things which seem so ordinary,but when you put them together,they make up a life. A life what really was one of a kind. I'll tell you something,it's not hard to die when you know you have lived. And I did. Oh, how I lived.E20 Lynette and Carlos workcouple accidently saw her nnGabby ask tom join her garden community while keep him from fidelity problemBree decided to divorce her husbandE21 Bree about to hire Karl who's the sleaziest most unethcial divorce lawyer in town just to make sure Orson don't take away half of her businessand those two about to emmmnn you knowwowowowow Bree Karl this exploding sexual chemistryE22 pepugnantE23 Orsaon found out the storage unit and blackmailed her for insurance fraudif she still wanna divorceE24 because of the hitman Bree and Karl finally speak out finally liberating tired of being a good girl anymore time to play dirty"— I detest you- no you don't. I can see it in your eyes. You want me to walk over there and pull you up against me and kiss you till your knees buckle- you're fired.-Good. Thst keeps this from a breach ofethics.- My knees haven't buckled yet.

欲望 它的存在驱使我们义无反顾欲望 导致我们误入歧途Desire, it's an emotion designed to lead us astray,促使我们陷入And pushing us into love affairs一段没有准备好的感情中去We're clearly not ready for.欲望Desire--是诱我们误入歧途的情感It's an emotion designed to lead us astray,让渴望爱情的人 做出愚蠢的选择Persuading those who crave love to make foolish choices...让渴望家庭的人Causing those who yearn for family做出愤怒的表现To act out in anger...让孤独的人Allowing those who are lonely...鲁莽行事To behave in reckless ways.当我们心底的欲望And when the pursuit of our heart's desire因欲成狂Becomes an obsession,我们能期待最好的事情 就是The best we can hope for一个关心我们的朋友能过来Is a caring friend willing to come along...并制止我们And stop us.安德鲁Andrew我一直努力地教导你All my life I have done my best to teach you要尊重上帝 尊重法律To respect god and the law不要伤害其他任何生物And never to harm another living thing要是你能把录像带拿回来I want you to forget every one of those lessons就把我教你的都忘了吧If it'll help you get that tape back全权委托So carte blanche理智点Uh within reason我们不支持纵火或者暴力或者We are not condoning arson or violence or奥森 别束缚了男生的想象力Orson don't cramp the boy's style

一个人在她年轻时死去，在别人的记忆中便永远是年轻的。

这句话送给Edie。

每个女人都一样，不见得多怕死，怕的是垂垂老去。

Edie那样一个把性感和关注视作生命的美丽女人，这样的结局倒不失一个lucky and warm ending。

她安详微笑，邻居们围在身边，尽释了前嫌。

如她所说“我的离去和我的生活一样，被环绕在注意力的中心”。

人们对死亡总是极其宽容。

即使生前有再多的不好和刻薄，再多的矛盾纠纷，将死和已死去的人总能获得原谅和缅怀，人们宁愿记起的，也都是好的那一面。

那五个主妇，没有一个和Edie没有过吵架攻击甚至怨恨，有甚至打架，抢老公，烧房子，授之以柄胁之以利。

从第一季开始Edie的形象就便定位成主妇公敌，她摇曳生姿却不讨人喜欢，女人们拉着丈夫避之不及，就连一同打牌一同八卦的友谊也是自己半讨好半威胁要来的。

第四季的结尾Edie被主妇们联合起来驱逐出去，那个时候我们都不会认为，这个女人也拥有紫藤街居民真正的友情。

不过不能否认，我却是越看她越喜欢了，这部剧追下去变得有些沉闷拖沓，不那么吸引人了。

Edie出场却会带来一点搞笑和新颖的轻松，你知道，她永远不是个按牌理出牌的安分女人，犀利且透彻，常常一针见血地经典，叫人哭笑不得的无奈又不得不承认她有理。

她其实是一个真实率性的女子，虽然也会刻薄无情自私狠心，可是谁又不是呢，不过是伪装罢了。

Edie的做人像她穿的衣服，暴露直白，袒露给人看，爱怎样就怎样。

可她最终是个正直的好人。

人之将死，其言也善。

主妇们深情款款地怀念这个亦敌亦友，让她们头疼却又总给她们帮助和支持的女人，好像过往的一切恩怨都随着她的骨灰消散了，撒在紫藤街和她们记忆里。

她挑衅生活带来的伤害，总是清醒跋扈勇敢地活着。

sexy, preceptive, strong, beautiful, wonderful, kind… She deserved those words.她值得。

又是一幕撒骨灰。

记得在前面有一集Mclumsky老太和Lynette撒一个在飓风中死去的老太太Amy的骨灰时念到一首诗：Do not stand at my grave and weep;I am not there. I do not sleep.I am a thousand winds that blow.I am the diamond glints on snow.I am the sunlight on ripened grain.I am the gentle autumn’s rain.When you awaken in the morning's hushI am the swift uplifting rushOf quiet birds in circled flight.I am the soft stars that shine at night.Do not stand at my grave and cry;I am not there. I did not die.那一集面对死亡的时候，Edie走过去站在Mrs. Mclumsky身边，静静地握住她的手，陪她一起。

今天，让我们一同怀念这个陪伴了我们五年的女人。

她说过gaby,说过susan,说过lynette，说过bree,她教训过每个女人，她给她们的醍醐灌顶也是给每个绝望主妇的醍醐灌顶，也许也包括你我。

有太多的不舍，但这是Edie最好的结局。

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19That was how fairview land came to be my final resting placemy ashes were spread over grass i had once walked onbeneath trees that once gave me a shadeon top of roses i once admiredand beside fences i once gossiped overand after my friends had finished saying goodbyea wind came alongand took what was left of me into the airas i look down on the worldi began to let go of iti let go of white picked fences and cars and drive wayscoffee cups and vacking cleaningsi let go all those things which seems so ordinarybut when put them together they make up a lifea life that really was one of a kindit's not hard to die when you know you have lived （一旦你真正活过 死亡并不恐怖）and i didOh how i lived（噢，我那么精彩地活过）one of a kind

个人觉得第五季真的太搞笑了，虽然才看到第七季。

绝望主妇里的每个角色感觉都被弹幕和评论喷过，我都直接选择屏蔽，因为我想说的是不可能每个人物角色都像大家所想的那样完美，不可能每个人物都照着大家所想的所认同的去做事。

我觉得正因为每个人独特的性格才造就了绝望主妇这部剧的精彩，让她们每个人物形象都鲜活起来。

所以小建议大家看剧不要看弹幕。

我还很喜欢的是绝望主妇的叙事手法，采用Alice的旁白，并且经常喜欢用排比的手法来叙述，里面的各种对话很幽默风趣，让人反应过来忍俊不禁。

这部剧的每个人都很可爱，看了这么多季自然而然地产生了感情，最后还想说绝望主妇的bgm风格和我玩的游戏模拟人生好像！

而且绝望主妇里房子的装修风格也很像模拟人生，看到他们房子外的地精的时候，我相信我玩的游戏穿越到剧里了，绝望主妇绝对是我大学时期的美好回忆。

我已经从早上10点一直看主妇看到现在的时间，已经连续看了12个钟头。

如果不是看到13集我相信我是不会停下来的。

这华丽丽的绝望主妇第一百集，看到了太多久违了的面孔，像Rex，像Mary Alice，还有一些叫不上名字，但却能不费劲认出他们来的人。

看主妇是会上瘾的，相信对于一路坚持先来看的人能理解这种心情。

初起我们是怀着一颗gossip的心来窥探这出电视，但是随着剧情的慢慢展开，各位主妇性格日渐丰满起来的时候，这不仅仅是一部电视。

里面的角色人物感觉鲜活得就像在我们左近的邻居、朋友。

看的同时，主角的做法总是会让我思考，思考着如果是自己，有该怎样去解决这些问题。

所以我也能有同样地体会他们的痛苦，感动他们的感动。

对于这样一部既能幽默风趣、有能温馨感人，还能带上一抹悬疑色彩的电视，它的成功是必然的。

它满足了很多类型观众的多种愿望。

说说这第一百集。

主角无疑是心脏病发、死于susan屋顶的工Eli Scruggs。

主题还是离不开绝望。

透过Eli这样一个透明的角色，像是坐上了时光机，再一次对我们以为熟知她们过去的主妇们的过去做了个小小的窥探。

我们看到了Gaby刚搬来Wisteria Lane时的社交窘况，看到了Lynette的三次怀孕经历的困难，看到了Bree最初始萌生出书苗头的时候Rex是如何打击她的，看到了Susan两段婚姻及3段恋情的失败告终，看到一直给我们做旁述的Mary Alice身前的点滴，但终究是走上不归路。

我们都跟Eli想的一样，当时若能留下来，借个肩膀给Mary Alice，情况也许不会那么糟糕。

我当时就被那个叫住了Eli、帮她修补那个无关要紧的花瓶的Mary Alice被感动了，我们谁不需被别人体谅自己的处境？

这也就是Eli在他遇到Mary Alice以后一直的想法，尽自己最大的努力去帮助别人。

看完后，感觉Eli Scruggs这样的一个角色很虚无，更像是一个象征。

他就像我们身边那些跟你算不上亲近，但总偶有接触的人。

或者你的困扰与他们无关，但他们总是会给你一些关心，虽然有时候看起来是那样的无关紧要。

谁不希望被关心，这是根本的需要。

所以，珍惜平常里一句简单的问候，也同样做到对身边的人多付出自己的问候与关心。

这样做的，不仅仅是修好一个碎了的花瓶，或者简单地找到一份养活的工作、或是一本早被扔垃圾桶里的recipe，换上一把把旧情人隔开的新锁……重要的是受了伤，有人会替你难过，替你解慰。

第六季j将会在2009年拍摄，在9月27日上映。

第六季的故事大概发生在2014年末和2015年初。

从第四季的结尾直接跳过五年。

The sixth season of Desperate Housewives, is expected to be produced in 2009 and to premiere on ABC on September 27, 2009.[1] It will take place between the years of late 2014 and early 2015 following the five year jump in the end of Season 4.On April 23, 2009, it was announced that Desperate Housewives would return for a sixth season.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desperate_Housewives_(season_6)另外：[大意]这一季不需要期待Edie作为主要演员出现。

神经病DAVE和加拿大男孩儿Jackson也会消失。

四个女主角都还会出现，在第一季第一集就自杀的Brenda Strong也会出现。

她们貌似签了整部戏的合同。

被扔在机场Dana Delany也还继续，她至少会出演三季。

两个在第五季破案的老太婆也会继续加入。

新来的Carlos Solis的侄女当然会越来越重要。

小偷强迫症Orson Hodge打算离开这部剧，因为他有个儿子在纽约，拍戏要到洛杉矶，很不方便。

He has also stated that Bree's affair with Karl will see her get mixed up in "wrongdoings" and Orson will have to come to her rescue; MacLachlan informed that her affair will be discovered.还有一个新增加的角色Drea de Matteo。

【就是在joey里面演joey的姐姐的那个女人。

】Edie她女儿regular.也会回来。

戏份更多。

【随便翻翻，有不对，请见谅。

】This is the first season not to feature Edie Britt (Nicollette Sheridan) as part of the principal cast. Neal McDonough (Dave Williams) and Gale Harold (Jackson Braddock) are also not returning.It is noted that the four protagonists - Susan Mayer (Teri Hatcher), Lynette Scavo (Felicity Huffman), Bree Van de Kamp (Marcia Cross), and Gabrielle Solis (Eva Longoria Parker) - and the series' narrator, Mary Alice Young (Brenda Strong), are all expected to return as regular cast members next season given that they were all contracted for the show's entire run. Housewife Katherine Mayfair (Dana Delany) is also expected to return, as she has been contracted for at least three seasons.Kathryn Joosten is believed to either retain her recurring role as Karen McCluskey, join the principal cast, or join Lily Tomlin in a possible Desperate Housewives spin-off.[2][3] Karl Mayer (Richard Burgi) is re-joining the principal cast.Actress Maiara Walsh is joining the regular cast in the role of Ana Solis, Carlos Solis's teenage niece, who moves onto Wisteria Lane with the Solis family, and comes into conflict with Gabrielle.Kyle MacLachlan (Orson Hodge) is planning to quit Desperate Housewives after season 6, now that he is a father, because he is finding the commute from New York City to the Desperate Housewives set in Los Angeles very difficult.[4] He has also stated that Bree's affair with Karl will see her get mixed up in "wrongdoings" and Orson will have to come to her rescue; MacLachlan informed that her affair will be discovered.[5]One new regular has been added to the cast of Desperate Housewives, actress Drea de Matteo.[6][7][8] Her character's husband and their son will also have regular roles.[9]Andrea Bowen is returning to Desperate Housewives as Julie Mayer and will be a series regular.[10][11]