摩登家庭第四季

完完全全拜倒在美国小镇平凡家庭喜剧的魅力之下。

果然是，美帝用各种糖衣包装好他们的生活方式，以各种途径侵蚀我社会主义人民的头脑。

试想，一家三口，老爸娶了年轻性感的拉丁美女做老婆，一双儿女长大成人后，女儿生了三个小孩成为家庭主妇，儿子则幸福地和男友生活在一起并领养了一位越南女儿，这样的组合如果放到我天朝基本上就是神话了。

老爸必然被三姑六婆戳脊梁骨戳死，估计还可能被儿女双双嫌弃，并要求提前瓜分遗产。

女儿看似生活正常，但必然将因为违反计划生育而缴纳巨额罚款及断绝企事业单位的工作大门。

儿子不用说了，除了上媒体头条及被亲戚朋友们指指点点外别无他路。

天朝人民，往往都习惯把自己的生活价值理念凌驾在他人的生活之上，三天两头搓搓麻将聚个同学会，就把那把拉批判的尺子拿出来量一量度一度，稍稍见到谁谁谁的日子不是按那把尺子的标准在过，便开始忍不住指手划脚的去干涉，恨不得做个裁缝伸只手出来就可以把别人选好的衣服裁裁减减做成自己喜欢的款式。

对于摩登家庭来说，电视剧里描述的生活无疑是天朝人民不可企及的。

（当然，也不觉得美帝人民就可以轻易实现。

只是天朝人民的距离更加遥远）物质上来看，三户人家，全部住在生活方便、宁静详和的小镇上，生活安定，而且还家家拥有一幢town house，光是这一点就可以秒杀被房价逼死的天朝人民了。

但是我觉得，更重要的是，是三户人家各自独立、互相关爱而又互不干涉的生活态度。

比如那老爹一直都明显表现出不喜欢儿子是基佬，但他仍然尊重了他的性向选择。

比如老爹娶了如此性感的后妈，儿女们也选择了欣然接受。

他们也吵吵闹闹，表达对各自的不满，为了各自的缺点而抓狂。

但无论如何不会批判或试图控制对方的生活方式，不会在真正伤害对方感受的地方伤筋动骨，并时时不忘表达对对方的爱与支持。

至少在我的理想里，人生的幸福并不是住什么样的房子开什么样的车子。

而是你身边的最重要的那些人，给你无限的支持与关怀（哪怕只是纯精神上的），但却不会是对你的生活进行控制。

很多时候，并不是不知道那是一种爱，而是希望那种爱不是一种以爱为名义的枷锁。

#12Phil: Nice game of chicken, Claire. She's gone!Claire: She is coming back. I am almost positive.Phil: Why do I listen to you? Why? You were wrong about the iPod being a failure. You were wrong about tomato being a vegetable. I don't even want to talk about your favorite "Planet" Pluto! Haley:You were going to let me go with him?Claire: Isn't that what you wanted, honey?Haley: What's the matter with you?! You've been acting so weird ever since I left college! Claire: For the record, you didn't leave college. You were asked to leave.Haley: Oh, which you guys never let me forget, especially dad.Claire: Honey, your father...Haley: Oh, you don't have to tell me what he thinks, okay? I'm a huge disappointment to him. I see it on his face every day. He acts as if he doesn't even want me around.Phil: Give me the ticket for the car.Claire: Phil...Phil: I'm going after her! This little chicken game may work for your dad, but it doesn't work for me. That's my little girl. I need her to know that no guy on earth is good enough for her, let alone some slimy, middle-aged jean salesman!Phil: What's this?Claire: Just enjoy it.Jay: There's all kinds of milestones in life. The kind you expect to live through... The first kiss. Birthdays. Graduations. If you're lucky, a wedding or two. Or even a new addition to the family. You never dreamed you'd get to live through again. And that's the best kind of all. Why am I spoiling it for you? You'll see for yourself.#22Haley: Uh, what do you think you're doing out there?Alex: I'm flirting.Haley: That's what I was afraid of.Alex: Look, I'm not gonna pretend I'm stupid just so a boy will like me.Haley: Of course not. But you don't have to put the poor guy to shame. Flirting with boys is about increasing your value, not decreasing theirs.Alex: That's a complicated thought. What magazine taught you that?Haley: You're doing it again! The mean things. Can you even hear it or what?!Alex: I heard it.Haley: Good. So now that he knows that you're smart, let's work on being nice.Haley & Alex: We won!Boy A & B: Man, that sucks! Yeah, totally un-masculating.Alex: Well, at least you guys look cool when you play.Boy A & B: Let's play again. This never happened.Haley: Actually, we need to go hang out with our family for a while.Boy A & B: Really? Now?Haley: Yeah, but we'll be around. We'll see you guys.Alex: What happened? Did I mess up?Haley: No, you did great.Alex: So he didn't like me?Haley: No, he totally liked you.Alex: Then why'd we walk away?Haley: This was never about him. This was about getting you some confidence. Guys will pick up on that. Better guys. Guys who can lose to a girl without feeling e-masculated.Alex: Okay, try not to throw this in my face one day, but sometimes you're actually really smart. Like, smart smart. I hope you know that.Haley: And I'm totally throwing that in your face one day. Are you kidding?Jay: Good guy.Cam: Who -- Teddy? Yeah. Yeah, he's the best.Jay: Nuts he can't find anybody, huh? Gotta be something a little off there. He definitely did not bring out the best in Mitchell, I can tell you that right now.Cam: Oh, really? Well, you know, not that it matters... but in what way exactly?Jay: Honestly? When they were together, Mitchell could be a bit of pill. Now, I like Teddy, but when they broke up, I was actually kinda glad. Of course , Mitchell thought that I was uncomfortable because of the gay thing, and maybe I was, but... I really just wanted him to be happy. Like he is now. And when you two started up, everyone thought, "Well, there it is."#Okay, kids. Couples skate. Grab someone you love and get out there.#Cam: Jay, you can be so...Jay: I'm not skating with you, Cam.Cam: Yeah.Claire: What about me, dad? You wanna skate with me?Manny: What qualifies someone as a hero? Obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect. A person we look up to. A person who is generous of spirit. Who's willing to grow and learn. Maybe it's the person you love most in the world or the guy who makes the most out of life, no matter what anyone thinks. For me, though... The hero in my family is my family because of who we are together.C-. "This was not the assignment." I'll tell you who is not my hero, Mrs. Rita Mcnabb.#24Phil: My daughter Alex would like to pay tribute.Alex: My grandmother and I had a very special bond. This may not make sense to everyone, but I'm pretty sure she would've loved it. "This is a lighter. It belonged to my favorite actor, Paul Newman. One day, he came into the restaurant where I was waitressing and accidentally left it behind. For the first time in my life, I did something I wasn't supposed to and slipped it into my pocket. One of the customers saw and said, "don't worry. Your secret's safe with me." That customer turned out to be the love of my life, your grandfather. So, my Alex, who I love so dearly, who is probably too much like me for her own good, every once in a while, don't be afraid to break the rules. You never know what can happen."

一 生日的杰has a new baby ，fallen down to river form boat ， be living basement 的 曼尼二海莉“s collage五 万圣节 六 甩卖会七 辍学生八 you are not ready for a relationship anyway that is to say ，If we want to have a serious relationship, that we need do something prepare 有趣的party overstate笑声 菲尔德表情真是一绝yeah I am all right I am great 惊天动地的一吻you have already done more than you knowI have been searching for you since you smile at me in the lobby today maybe even my whole life it's too late for us to have the magical night I was hoping for but it's not too late for us to have a memento of what might have been 曼尼这颗痴情种子说起情话真是666这集真是超有味了十一 菲尔和他的恋恋不舍的楼层tips 十三 刻薄一词也是可以用于我怎么知道 那我去问谁这样的话 菲尔德以和为贵男性思维在meeting会议里的确没有她好用when he stop trying so hard，and he act like a real person ,he comes closeThat is what I need to do with she 但他不再刻意讨好的时候吧 像个正常人一样 就离目标近一些了 我就应该这么对她 十五 while you fell down from heaven sounds great， go 这集真是有趣 菲尔和杰的lover plan 总是荆棘的 就连两基的故事抄袭一见钟情的role player都变得生动有趣十七 曼尼和身边的人 果然身边的人是最能莫名其妙就在某个瞬间打动你的人but never be afraid to go after a girl who“s out of your league二四 lighter lover的动人故事

Claire每次万圣节的点子都好棒，我很喜欢她的点子。

虽然她被禁了😂Phil骑着Jay的哈雷被它压住留视频遗言每次看都觉得很好笑。

Manny过生日这集超好看，全程无尿点🤣又好笑又温情，Gloria不想宝宝在分掉母爱的同时还分掉Manny的生日真的好暖呀，听说那个吻还真是Manny演员的初吻💋Manny喜欢的那个叫达丽娅的保姆很好唉，温柔又智慧。

从Luke每次教别人都好搞笑，从教Gloria骑自行车到他教米球打手球，铁腕教练反差萌，关键还都很有效果。

MF每次致敬教父真的都还挺经典的。

Phil麻麻离开那里我很喜欢Alex最后读信，信的内容温暖又浪漫，Alex读信的声音也很好听很温柔。

Phil“就算哪个小家伙打出五个全垒打，赛场上最耀眼的明星依然是Claire。

这就是婚姻的可笑之处，你爱上了一个卓越优秀的人，但随着时间推移，却只能看到对方的平凡。

”这集应该给支持女人做家庭主妇的看看，Claire作为一个喜剧里的富二代，因为做主妇的时间太久，一连五次被拒，她不过是想给孩子攒学费，给老公买礼物，给自己买双靴子，用自己的钱😀最后说一句，Phil的竞争对手，格尔索普真的好讨厌啊！

2025.3.6重刷 E01.Jay的65岁生日，Gloria宣布怀孕E02.gay dads & lesbian moms，Haley前往大学，Jay与Gloria开始父母培训就是这集让我确定自己想和女人一起生活。

E03.小卡找到新工作，Gloria孕期身材焦虑，Phil结扎未遂不太喜欢这集，怀孕的女性依然焦虑身材和男性担心结扎后不够男人都是性别歧视。

E05.万圣节E06.yard salesE07.Haley退学E08.Alex参加知识竞赛，Phil男同之夜，小卡布置Joe的婴儿房E09.致敬《怦然心动》，保卫Treeona ElmslyE10.Homemakers against baseball field哥伦比亚大鹦鹉一展歌喉纵情胎教'That's the funny thing about marriage: you fall in love with this extraordinary person and over time they began to seem ordinary.'E11.Manny的十四岁生日，家庭迎来新成员E12.Fulgencio Joseph Prichett洗礼，Sonia Pilar初登场E13.E14. Phantom Luke本集主题：亲子关系E15.情人节Dunphey的2月13日情人节；Gloria与Jay备受阻碍的亲热E19.名场面'Did you know I'm gay?'成年后的三姐妹

中国的年轻人特别喜欢回忆小时候，不为别的，因为那时最幸福。

有家人在身边，年龄相仿的表哥表姐表妹堂哥堂姐堂妹叔叔婶婶舅舅姑姑，等等。

如今，很多人背井离乡。

背负着期望，这期望折合起来其实就是RMB的多少。

以前，一些小事都会让你很快乐。

现在，摩登家庭里的生活模式，好像你向往的。

07.大姐因为违反学生规则被传唤，律师舅舅和爸妈都去了。

卢克吃了用大豆做的培根，大豆过敏去了医院。

18.卢克说给我一美元我就吃地上的糖。

克莱尔开始翻修旧房子出售，叫来一个女同性恋来助阵结果相反帮助了克莱儿。

07.大姐因为违反学生规则被传唤，律师舅舅和爸妈都去了。

卢克吃了用大豆做的培根，大豆过敏去了医院。

18.卢克说给我一美元我就吃地上的糖。

克莱尔开始翻修旧房子出售，叫来一个女同性恋来助阵结果相反帮助了克莱儿。

真的觉得这部剧很温馨很有爱 还记得看第一部的时候Lily还是刚领养回来 现在已经那么大了 里面的她好可爱＞＜ 还有热情奔放的Gloria 浓浓的西班牙语口语的英语 还有Alex他们三姐弟 哈哈哈 有个兄弟姐妹吵吵架还是蛮欢乐的 好基友cam&mitchell也好有爱 Gloria's new born baby Jeo 怎么可以那么乖 都不乱哭 好可爱啊！！

还有Manny 整天把自己弄的跟个小大人一样 哈哈哈 Jay &Phill就是典型家庭好男人 爱妻子儿女 努力工作 当然经常也很无奈 哈哈哈 还有好妈妈Clair 总之这部剧还蛮能反应现代家庭的各种温馨小事和烦恼 对于外国家庭这种父母和儿女的相处方式真的觉得很赞耶！

Modern family S4E2Never be afraid to reach for the stars,because even if you fall, you'll always be wearing a parent-chute(parachute)Success is 1% inspiration ,98%perspiration,and 2% attention to detail.S4E3I've always seen life like a serious of doors.sometimes you get to choose the door you go through, sometimes you don't get that choice. But you still gotta walk through . So you can either go kicking and screaming... Or walk through with your head held high .S4E4"I am mad at you because you didn't say anything.""Cause I didn't want to get yelled at.""Well too bad. When you married to me, you're going to get yelled at many times. And you're tough enough to take it. That's what I love about our marriage . We can say whatever we want , but the next day we're still there.＂＂ that's what I like it, too."The minute I stopped caring what other people thought and stared doing what I wanted to do , is the minute I finally feel ...Free!E4S6I'm terrified of motorcycles, but sometimes you have to do things to show the world you're still a man. Oh, she's just sarcastic on the outside . Inside , she's just a fragile little girl. If she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy, she can do so when she's 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it. He really oughta run things through his head first.What's your return policy?You return, I call the police .In Colombia , if you snoop around the wrong box, you might end up inside that box. S4E7 Making a child is the easy part . The hard part is everything that comes after . Keeping them safe... Making sacrifices for them... And standing by them , even when they let you down .S4E10This's the funny thing about marriage. You fall in love with this...extraordinary person, and over time , they begin to seem ordinary.Sometimes I don't understand people , they do crazy things for the dumbest reasons. They convince themselves it'll all work out...despite all the evidence to the contrary.S4E11New Years is so weird ,the way it makes you think about time. I think that's why people put so much pressure on themselves to have fun. I mean I guess I sorta get it. S4E12There's all kinds of milestones in life, the kind you expect to live through--the first kiss, birthdays, graduations. If you're lucky, a wedding or two, or even a new addition to the family. Then there's the kind you never dreamed you'd get to live through again. And that's the best kind of all.S4E17Raising a kid is like sending a rocket ship to the moon. You spend the early years in constant contact, and then one day, around the teenage years, they go around the dark side and they're gone . All you can do is wait for that faint signal that says they're coming back.Marriage is a promise. It says to the world that you share a love and a commitment to each other that will only grow deeper as the years go by . Never be afraid to go after a girl who's out of your league.S4E18My kids are helpless, but maybe that's okay. Because years from now when they have their own houses, they'll call me on their hologram phones and say,"help me , dad . You're my only hope." When it comes to raising kids, you get what you give.There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange , mixed after we call life... When a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke... Though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns... And more than suspect that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own. S4E20Oh . Dumpy , I can play you like a ukulele, cause you're small and dainty. We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love. Some we tell to try to fool ourselves . And some we tell because , when you're out of bullets and staring down the barrel of a Kalashnikov , the only weapon you've got left I'd guile .E4S22Plus, this is one of the many benefits of being gay . We can be friends with our exes without all the petty jealousy straight people go through .What qualifies someone as a hero? Obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect. A person we look up to. A person who is generous of spirit. Who's willing to grow and learn. Maybe it's the person you love most in the world or the guy who makes the most out of life, no matter what anyone thinks. For me though, the hero in my family is my family. Because of who we are together .

This is a lighter. It belonged to my favorite actor Paul Newman. One day, he came to the restaurant where I was waitressing and accidentally left behind. For the first time in my life, I did something I wasn’t supposed to and slipped it into my pocket. One of the customer saw and said “Don’t worry. Your secret is safe with me.” That customer turned out to be the love of my life, your grandfather.So, my Alex, who I love so dearly, who is probably too much like me for her own good, every once in a while, don’t be afraid to break the rules. You never know what can happen.

1.这个转场好看，时间瞬间过了几个月2.送Haley上学那块感触好多，代入感好强3.最后好暖，尤其luke送花的时候4.这俩一个拥抱全懂了 She is horrible…笑死5.玛德结尾有点子恐怖氛围，不愧是Claire13这集哥姐对妹妹这里可能是对她唯一不喜欢的地方了…结尾卢克真高能！

16.这家人对下一个人用条件或威胁或互利真有趣…17.那个对青春期小孩的火箭比喻…大姐经过luke之后要飞回来了而二姐要开始飞走了19开头教训孩子有个弹幕:终极搅屎棍Phill把我笑死22这集好喜欢大姐，搭讪半天是为了给Alex增加自信。

ps这集好甜 好好看，大姐最后还是从垃圾桶里拿出了宣传单害。

The hero in my family is my family,Because of who we are together。